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Top 10 Signs Your Website is Failing

Website Failure

Website Failure

Here are the top 10 indicators that your website is failing.

  1. Even spammers won’t post in your blog!
  2. The only place your site is listed is in the wayback machine.
  3. You’re bounce rate is 110%
  4. You’ve made the front page of FailBlog.org
  5. Your email account associated with the site no longer wins the lottery, and foreign royalty no longer requires your assistance in transferring money.
  6. You forget your own domain name.
  7. The only spiders still crawling your domain leave cobwebs behind.
  8. Your hosting company closed your account due to inactivity.
  9. PageStat.com assess your domain to be worth -$250
  10. When your site gets hacked it’s an improvement.

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